Some shit Lexie and I made up XD
Lexie: Once upon a time there was a puppy
Me: and then the puppy got hit by a car and died..
Lexie: but the puppy got super powers and lived
Me: so then he went off to fight crime
Lexie: but then will smith stabbed him
Me: so he had the puppy stuffed and made into a side table for his bedroom
Lexie: and he had 50 bitches up in that bed
Me: but they turned out to be men
Lexie: so he decided to jump out the window
Me: but there was a mattress under the window
Lexie: but he fell through the matress
Me: and into the core of the earth where he died
Lexie: he burned up, ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Me: Then he became god.. And that's why god is black!